1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:08,209 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:14,215 I've been dreading 3 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,016 Telling you about this Whole madoff thing. 4 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,951 Oh, well-- 5 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:20,121 You must hate me For losing all our money. 6 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,656 Look at me. I'm living with jerry. 7 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,892 We're wiped out. 8 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:27,561 Actually, I'm fine, george. 9 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,330 Fine? 10 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:32,166 I took my half out of madoff Right after we got divorced. 11 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,835 - you what? - I still have my half. 12 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,970 Wait a second. 13 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,107 - is that right? - it's good, yeah. 14 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,075 It's good. Keep going. 15 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,377 - okay. - why did you take it out? 16 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,913 I bumped into madoff On the street one day 17 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,316 And he was wearing This quilted jacket With the collar up. 18 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:51,085 And for some reason It just creeped me out. 19 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,254 So the next day I pulled All my money out. 20 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,922 That's-- That's my money! 21 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:56,424 You have my money! 22 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:59,493 Not according to the laws Of the state of new york. 23 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,362 ( laughing ) 24 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,030 Man: And the waitress Brings the check. 25 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,798 - no, let me. - I got it. 26 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,367 - I got it. - I got it. 27 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:07,835 - I got it. - would you let me Get the check!? 28 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,637 Okay, jeez. 29 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:18,579 Forgot to go To the cash machine. 30 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,348 - ( laughing ) - man: cut. That's it for scene 8. 31 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,650 We're right back Here tomorrow. 32 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,285 That's a wrap. 33 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,620 That was great. Really funny. 34 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,590 I don't know. Was the pace of that right? 35 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,759 - no, it was perfect. It was really good. - ( groans ) 36 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,026 That was so funny, That ending. 37 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,562 It's really good. It's really good. 38 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,864 I'm done. I'm gonna go talk To the prop guy. 39 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,432 The glasses Are a little off. 40 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:39,967 - okay. - thanks, cheryl. See you tomorrow. 41 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,870 - okay. - okay, good job. 42 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:46,407 - fantastic. - no, be honest with me. 43 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,576 I'm being honest. You were fantastic. 44 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,744 I am not fantastic. 45 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,280 You are. And they like you. 46 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,282 - they like you. - who likes me? 47 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,350 Jason likes you. Jerry likes you. 48 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,719 Julia likes you. They all like you. Michael. 49 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,954 I like you. 50 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,924 - you having fun here? - yeah, it's great. 51 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,093 - it's like your thing. - I know, I'm having A great time. 52 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:08,095 It's like you're The man, you know? 53 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:11,098 - no big deal. - it's the "Seinfeld" reunion. 54 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,467 - I know. - that's a big deal. 55 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,369 - it's actually happening. - and you're in it. 56 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,571 Yeah. 57 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:32,320 - hey, how's michael doing? - he's doing great. 58 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:35,456 - he is? - yeah, the groat's disease Came back negative. 59 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,391 - so he doesn't have groat's? - no, he doesn't have it. 60 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,194 - he's fine. - oh, that's great. That's good news. 61 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,730 - yeah. - what are you doing later? 62 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,199 I was-- I'm still-- 63 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:48,569 There are still moments In this script that I'm trying to find. 64 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,038 - really? - I don't know, I thought Maybe we could 65 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,906 Get together or something. 66 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,575 Sure, yeah. 67 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:58,111 What about after Julia's book party For jason? 68 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,080 Definitely. 69 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,583 - that'd be great. - I'll come over right After the book party. 70 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,752 - terrific. - it's a good plan. 71 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,153 - okay. - all right. 72 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,188 - is that jason's car? - yeah. 73 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,857 What's with The tinted windows? 74 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,359 I think he likes His privacy. 75 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,160 You know, Being a celebrity-- 76 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,529 What is he, George clooney? I mean, come on. 77 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,332 It also is helpful With the sun. 78 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:21,402 And he takes his dogs With him everywhere so it Probably gets hot in there. 79 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:22,870 Boy, you know a lot About this guy. 80 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,438 We spend a lot Of time together 81 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,974 Just talking about nothing Between takes. 82 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,743 - talking about the kitchen. - hey, larry. Hey, cheryl. 83 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,312 - hey, mocha joe. - how you guys doing? 84 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,681 You have the best Vanilla decaf latte. 85 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,983 - I don't know what he does. - well, a little secret. 86 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,818 - you got some Secrets, mocha joe? - yeah yeah yeah. 87 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,620 - I'll tell you About it someday. - okay. 88 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,221 Hey, where you Going with this? 89 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,690 I was going over To the production office. 90 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,358 - our office? - yeah, your office. 91 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,394 - could you do me a favor? - yeah, sure. 92 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,095 Could you bring some Jumper cables to tim kaiser? 93 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,797 - I've got to return them. - yeah, sure. 94 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:54,067 - really? That would be fabulous - all right, cool. 95 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,103 - thanks, mocha joe. - that's it, right? 96 00:03:56,203 --> 00:04:00,173 - just bring these to The production office? - give them to tim kaiser. 97 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:02,075 - yeah, no problem. - thanks. 98 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,211 I'll talk to you later. Thanks for the compliment About the coffee. 99 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,480 - yeah. - okay. 100 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,016 All right, I'll see you In a little while. 101 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,784 I really like Your hair like that. 102 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:14,388 - okay, I'll see you later. - I'll see you later. 103 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:17,257 We've just been getting Along so great. 104 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,993 And when we were walking Out of the stage today 105 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,130 She invited me to her house 106 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,898 Tonight to go over lines. 107 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,334 - really? - yes. 108 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,836 - it's unbelievable. - wow. 109 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,604 So it's like a date, I guess. 110 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,272 I think you should Make a move tonight. 111 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,141 - nah. - yeah. 112 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,309 - what? - make a move. 113 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,210 I can't. Whenever I make a move 114 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,813 - you see it a mile away. It's like a poker tell. - no no no. 115 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:43,384 Because I'm thinking About it, my conversation Gets very stilted. 116 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,819 She invited you. You must make a move. 117 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,756 I'm so happy just to be Going over there, 118 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,792 Being close with her, I don't even care about The move. 119 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,928 You realize all your dreams Are coming true? 120 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:59,299 - your whole plan Is coming to fruition. - yes, I know. 121 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:08,676 - ah, the actor prepares. - yeah. 122 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,579 - what do you think? - wow. 123 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,214 I love the face. Don't you love the face? 124 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,350 - the burning intensity, yes. - yeah. 125 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,419 The let's cut the crap, You know? 126 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,321 It's not so much as a book 127 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,323 As a pamphlet, You know? 128 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:24,792 Kind of on the thin side, Isn't it? 129 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,727 He's saying "Acting without acting." 130 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,063 So if you're not gonna act There's not much left to say. 131 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,499 "Acting without acting." 132 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:33,467 - yeah, everything is without. - yeah. 133 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,335 Raise your kids Without raising them. 134 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:36,870 ( laughs ) 135 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,639 You know what else Is kind of annoying? 136 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,509 Have you noticed people are Saying, "Having said that" 137 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,577 - after everything They say now? - yes. 138 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,746 Having said that, Let me say this. 139 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,482 - right right. You say what You really want to say... - yeah. 140 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,217 ...And then you negate it. 141 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:53,253 Now having said that. So what is that? So you win either way. 142 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,188 A comedian goes up on stage, 143 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,924 "You people are A bunch of morons. 144 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,661 Having said that, I'm very happy to be here." 145 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,763 Hey, I talked to your buddy Mocha joe a minute ago. 146 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,865 You know, he's a little Upset that you didn't Give him anything 147 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,435 For taking those jumper Cables to tim kaiser. 148 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,537 - he said something to you? - yeah, he did. 149 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:12,005 - what? - he made a comment That larry-- 150 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,742 Boy, it takes a lot to get A tip out of that guy. 151 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,645 I asked him to do me a favor. I didn't say I want to hire you. 152 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:20,448 - I said do me a favor. - that's what a tip is. 153 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,583 A tip is money for a favor. 154 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:25,986 No, a favor implies no tip. 155 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:29,457 Someone that was supposed To be tipped was not tipped. You'd better tip him. 156 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,192 - salutations, me lads. - hey, look at that. 157 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,827 How are you? Nice to see you. 158 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,096 You're really cutting The figure these days. 159 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,465 Well, thank you very much. 160 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,567 - congrats. - thank you very much. 161 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,469 - this is really something. - thank you very much. 162 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,638 - how long did this take? - that's about a year And change of my life. 163 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,040 - really? - yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. 164 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,876 Yet it's very concise. 165 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,344 Yeah, I tried to get it Down to the essentials. 166 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,481 Yeah, I'll read it With dinner. 167 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:56,617 Yeah, what does "Acting Without acting" mean? 168 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:59,820 It just means you don't want To see the actor at work. 169 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,822 - right. - you want to hide The technique. 170 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,992 It's acting. It's doing the job. It's the craft. 171 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,361 - so you hide The actor's effort. - but he's still acting. 172 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,564 - yeah, of course You're acting. - right. 173 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,800 So it could be "Acting with acting." 174 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,202 - that could be a title too. - larry: yeah. 175 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:19,072 Having said that, I think this is A terrific title. 176 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,875 - thanks. - hey, lar. Lar. 177 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,344 - can I talk to you Just for a sec? - oh, sure. 178 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,548 It is without acting. It's hiding the acting. 179 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:31,051 Right, it's hiding the acting And yet it's all acting. 180 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,587 - most of it. - yeah. 181 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:36,490 Uh, were you sitting here? 182 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:37,791 - mm-hmm. - earlier? You were? 183 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,562 Has it ever occurred to you To use a coaster? 184 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,532 - look. - oh. 185 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,433 I am a little bit freaked Out because you need to know 186 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,368 This table has been In the louis-dreyfus family 187 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,370 For generations, okay? And look at it. 188 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,840 Yeah, but I didn't Put my glass down there. 189 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,842 - I held onto it. - no no no, but you were here. 190 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,645 Yeah, I know, but the glass Never left my hand. 191 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:00,447 When I'm in social situations I always hold onto my glass. 192 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:03,450 It makes me feel comfortable And secure and I don't have To shake hands. 193 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,954 Listen, one of these Friends of jason told me, 194 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:09,557 "Oh, larry did that. Larry david did that. He was just sitting here." 195 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,358 - so said that? - I don't know what His name is. 196 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,561 I don't know who any Of these people are in My house, by the way. 197 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,195 Where is he? Which friend? 198 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:18,866 Well, look it, you say you Would never put a wet glass 199 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,568 Down on an antique Wooden table. 200 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,435 - no, impossible. - all right, I believe you. 201 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,738 Having said that, 202 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,608 I don't really think I'm buying your line Of bullshit. 203 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,518 - mocha joe. - oh, how you doing, larry? 204 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:42,890 So I understand you Were a little upset 205 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,826 That I didn't Give you a tip 206 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,295 For taking the jumper Cables to the office. 207 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:49,697 - is that true? - I'm not upset, 208 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,899 But I'm a little Disappointed. 209 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,501 Mocha joe, I asked You to do me a favor. 210 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:57,537 - that's a favor. - yeah, but you tip For a favor, larry. 211 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,973 If you asked me to do you A favor I would say yes. 212 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,742 I wouldn't expect Any money in return. 213 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,677 - I would do it out of The goodness of my heart. - really? 214 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,179 - you would do me a favor out of The goodness of your heart? - of course I would. 215 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,216 I'll tell you what: You do me a favor And we're even. 216 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,754 - what's the favor? - go into west hollywood 217 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:16,657 To stern bros. Coffee And pick up my coffee order For tomorrow. 218 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,292 Mocha joe, that's insane. 219 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,996 Hollywood is the exact Opposite direction Of where I live. 220 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,298 You know what, larry? If you don't do the favor, We got nothing to talk about. 221 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,367 - now get away from my cart. - all right, mocha joe. 222 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,737 - no, there's nothing To talk about, larry. - you know what? 223 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,571 I just realized something. I just realized something. 224 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,174 I was completely wrong About not tipping you. 225 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,409 - oh really? - and I want to make it Up to you right now. 226 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,510 - okay. - I want to tip you now. 227 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,279 - no. - forget this favor. 228 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,481 - no no no no. - no, I'll tip you. I'll give you a tip. 229 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,050 No, you said you Would do me the favor. 230 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,585 Now you're going back And you want to pay me off? 231 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,855 - I want to go back in time... - go back in time? 232 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,557 - ...Give you the tip The you deserved... - yeah. 233 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,925 ...For taking the jumper Cables to the office 234 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,727 Even though you Were going there 235 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,062 And I'll give you the tip That I should have given you. 236 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,697 No going back in time. 237 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,299 You said you Would do me a favor. Now do me a favor. 238 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,137 Okay, mocha joe. 239 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,740 I'll go to hollywood. 240 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,877 I'll pick up Your beans, okay? 241 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,746 Here's the card For stern bros. Coffee, West hollywood. 242 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,982 Pick up that coffee for me. Bring it to the studio tomorrow. 243 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,617 - that squares us? - yeah, that'll square us. 244 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,687 See you tomorrow, larry. 245 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,989 - oh. - oh, hi. 246 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,057 I hardly got a chance To talk to you. 247 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,660 - I know. - so I'll see you later? 248 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,696 - see you later. - great. 249 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,899 What? We're working. We're doing some work. 250 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:35,502 We are. We're working together. 251 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,905 ( horns honking ) 252 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,176 God damn it! 253 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,885 - cheryl: hello? - hey, it's me. 254 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,587 - hey. - um, look, 255 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,089 I think I'm gonna Be late. 256 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,624 I'm in bad traffic. 257 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,928 I've got to go into Hollywood to pick up Some beans for mocha joe. 258 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,396 What are you doing? You're picking up beans? 259 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,499 It's a long story. I'm gonna be like An hour late. 260 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,703 Oh my god. I thought you were On your way over. 261 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,638 I am. I mean, I can, You know. 262 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:15,275 - it's only an hour. - I know, but you're Gonna take an hour? 263 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,577 I think we should just do-- We'll do it another time. 264 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,612 ( sighs ) 265 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,816 - okay? - all right. Okay. 266 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,952 Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. 267 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:28,155 All right. See you tomorrow. 268 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,090 All right, thanks, larry. Bye. 269 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,959 Bye. 270 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,044 ( knocking ) 271 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,380 Hey! 272 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,384 Fucking mocha joe! 273 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,090 So how's it going With cheryl? 274 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,958 - really good. - she got anything? 275 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,693 Yeah. Yeah, she's good. 276 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,461 - I like what she's doing. - really? 277 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,497 Easy to work with. We got together last night At her place. 278 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,000 - oh really? - cheryl calls me up, She says come on over. 279 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,169 - I go over, we worked For like two hours. - wow. 280 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,239 - when has An actress done that? - so which shirt do you like? 281 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,809 Pick one out. 282 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,844 Hey, lar. Lar. 283 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,279 The guy came, I got an estimate 284 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,682 And it's gonna cost 500 bucks To fix that table. 285 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,451 The ring. 286 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,522 - I... - yes you did. 287 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,724 Come on, man. Yes you did. 288 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,092 Please don't play This game with me. 289 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:42,162 I would tell you If I left it. 290 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,998 I respect wood. I revere wood. 291 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,599 I'm considerate of wood. 292 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,303 Lar, I have known you Since 1983. 293 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,005 - whatever it is. - four. Yeah, four. 294 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,508 I know when you are lying. 295 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,678 And right now you're doing That thing with your mouth When it's like... 296 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,281 Really? 297 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,315 Seriously? 298 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,417 I don't even care about The money, larry. 299 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,718 Just fess up, man. 300 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,021 If you didn't do it, Who did it? 301 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,757 - you're the person-- - I'm going to find out. 302 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,259 - oh, please. - I will find out 303 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,127 And I will drag That person by the hair 304 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,864 And bring him into Your dressing room soon. 305 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,466 - oh, man. - okay, scene s is up. 306 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,735 We're in jerry's apartment. It's george and amanda. 307 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,437 We're right here. 308 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,640 And we were talking about you And the therapist says 309 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,409 That maybe there's Another side to you. 310 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,578 Not just another-- Dozens. 311 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,214 How about that? How about that? 312 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,216 - so why don't we sit down? - sit down. 313 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,419 Yeah, come on. Would you like some popcorn? Because I made it. 314 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,788 - wait, is that in there? - uh-huh, I made it. 315 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,523 I know, but I don't Say I made it. 316 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,859 - no, I say I made it. - I know, it was so convincing. 317 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,794 I'm playing george. 318 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,463 - I don't understand this bit. - it's great. 319 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,100 But it says that they Fight over the popcorn. 320 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,003 - is it like wrestling? - no no, it's not wrestling. 321 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,171 You're fighting with Your hands, okay? 322 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,041 - yeah. - jerry: let it go. Wherever it goes. 323 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,976 It's rehearsal. It's exploratory. 324 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,845 So do you Want some popcorn? I made it. 325 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,915 ( both chuckling ) 326 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,284 This is like the greatest Relationship I've ever seen You have on the show. 327 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,120 I know, george has never Been this happy. 328 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,322 I'm watching richard benjamin And paula prentiss here. 329 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,091 - this is fantastic. - she's unbelievable. 330 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,526 - jerry: I really believe this. - cheryl: thank you. 331 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,394 Okay, that's lunch For a half. 332 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,596 We're feeding on 19. We're right back here After lunch. 333 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,066 - what do we got, Like a half hour? - take whatever you want. 334 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,001 - that is gold. - you want to have some lunch? 335 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,536 Don't change Anything though. 336 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,371 - lar. Hey, lar. - one second. 337 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,240 - no, lar, wait a second. - how you doing? 338 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,408 - you know what? I've got to get going. - one second. 339 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,410 Did you get a chance To pick up those beans? I'm really low on coffee. 340 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,580 You know, I went And there was a lot Of traffic. 341 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,116 I got stuck in traffic And by the time I got there-- 342 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,585 I went all the way over there, The store was closed 343 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,187 So I couldn't get 'em. 344 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,089 So you didn't Get the beans? 345 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,058 No, I didn't Get the beans. 346 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,659 So you didn't Do me the favor? 347 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,527 I attempted To do you the favor. 348 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,829 I tried to do you the favor. What are you talking about? 349 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,598 - an attempt is not a favor. - what? 350 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,568 It is a favor. It is a favor. That's as good as a favor. 351 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,071 - the effort was there. - what did you come back With, though? 352 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,705 Well, the store Was closed. 353 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,774 Driving to a coffee place Is not a favor. 354 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,176 Where did I bring The jumper cables, 355 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,244 Halfway to your office Or to your office? 356 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,681 Mocha joe has nothing to show For your supposed favor. 357 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,616 - I know. - you have jumper cables. What does he got? 358 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,486 - exactly. - he's got a guy who has A story about traffic. 359 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,254 - thank you, jerry. - you're welcome, mocha joe. 360 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,023 Come on, I did a lot For mocha joe. 361 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,824 Mocha joe doesn't need people Driving around for him. 362 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,360 - he needs coffee. - whatever happened to E for effort, jerry? 363 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,896 E for effort! You people think about that. 364 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,699 E for effort! 365 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,767 F for favor! 366 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,669 C for coffee. 367 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,640 Larry: And by the time I got Outside they went to lunch 368 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,343 In his car with The tinted windows. 369 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,712 Who knows what's going on With those tinted windows? 370 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,114 Anything could be Going on in that car. 371 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,415 They could be Eating burritos 372 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,483 Behind those tinted Windows at lunch. 373 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,986 That's your proof? They've got tinted windows? 374 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,288 It's not only that. I told you what happened On stage. 375 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,024 The way they were getting Along and laughing 376 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,358 And the touching And all that. 377 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,094 And last night He was at her house. 378 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,596 I'm sorry, But you sound crazy. 379 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,299 You didn't see them. If you had seen them You wouldn't say that. 380 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,036 I think you should Just let this blow over. 381 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,904 This is nothing. And just go back to work. 382 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,541 Come on. I'll see you later. 383 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,608 All right. 384 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,410 Oh. 385 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,148 - hmm. - what? 386 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,316 You got a ring stain On your table. 387 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,085 - really? - that's interesting. 388 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,554 What? What's interesting About a ring stain? 389 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,956 Wait a second. 390 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,992 - yeah? - I remember susie 391 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,295 Had a drink At the party. 392 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,431 She was standing Right by that table. 393 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,367 - hey, jeff. - yeah? 394 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,935 Oh, hi, lar. Jeff, did you call The sprinkler guy? 395 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,038 - because it's not working. - not yet. 396 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,873 - you told me 10 minutes ago. - hey. 397 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,309 - I'll call him. - what? 398 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,144 I notice you got a little Ring stain on your table. 399 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,945 I know. I noticed that. 400 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,582 - how'd that happen? - I don't know. 401 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,650 - no idea? - no. 402 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,487 Do you respect wood, susie? 403 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:05,058 Uh, yes, I do Respect wood. Why? 404 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,128 You've demonstrated A consistent lack or respect For wood as I see it. 405 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,197 I don't know what You're getting at. I don't Know what this is about. 406 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,498 I'll tell you What I'm getting at. 407 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,234 - I see a ring stain On your table. - yeah. 408 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,604 I remember you standing Over julia's antique Table with a drink. 409 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,707 - yeah, therefore? - okay? I'm putting two And two together. 410 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,343 I think you left that ring Stain on julia's table. 411 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,212 So don't tell me You respect wood. 412 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,979 Oh, I respect wood, larry. 413 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,715 I respect wood so much 414 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,451 That if I had a piece Of wood in my hand right now 415 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,353 I'd beat the shit out Of you with it, okay? 416 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,256 - mmm. - get the fuck out Of here, all right? 417 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,091 Okay. 418 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,630 - what is he doing, jeff? - I don't know anymore. 419 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,032 What are you-- You're looking for fucking Ring stains on my-- 420 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,168 Don't touch my books! Get out! 421 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,203 Get the fuck out! 422 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,273 Call the sprinkler guy! 423 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,457 Oh, jeez. It's bright out here. 424 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,128 - hey. - what did you do To your windows? 425 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,763 I got them tinted. 426 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,166 - jason's guy Gave me a great deal. - oh, his guy? 427 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,633 - yeah. - really? 428 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,270 I'm telling you, it makes A big difference with the sun. 429 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,038 - it's so bright. - what happened The other night? 430 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,174 What do you mean? 431 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,476 I was supposed To come over. 432 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,079 You told me not To come and you wound Up working with jason. 433 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:37,450 Well, you said you were Busy with your beans, 434 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,118 - doing something For mocha joe. - busy with my beans? 435 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,920 I wasn't busy With any beans. 436 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,122 That's what you said On the phone-- you were Doing something with beans. 437 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,658 I was picking beans up. I wasn't busy with them. 438 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,126 That's busy. 439 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,429 I said the phrase Busy with beans? I don't think so. 440 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,864 You said beans And clearly you were busy. 441 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,733 So you could not Come over to my house. 442 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,503 You want to think I was busy with beans, Go ahead and think that. 443 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,405 That's what you Said on the phone. Why would I make up beans? 444 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,173 So what was jason Doing at your house? 445 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,942 - I'm just curious. - I need to get going. 446 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,412 - you're being weird. - I'm not being weird. I'm just curious. 447 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,046 I want to know How he wound up there. 448 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,781 Did he call you? Did you call him? 449 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,883 I'm curious. 450 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,453 This is all your fault, Mocha joe. 451 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,988 - what's all my fault? - everything. 452 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,425 - what are you talking about? - you busied me with your beans. 453 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,826 I'm not gonna forget this, Mocha joe. 454 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,261 You still owe me A favor, larry. 455 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,995 Yeah, I'll bring you Breakfast in bed tomorrow. 456 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,532 Yeah, good. I'll be hungry. 457 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,239 And we were talking about You and the therapist says 458 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,241 That maybe there's Another side to you. 459 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,043 Yeah, not just one. Dozens. 460 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,645 ( chuckles ) 461 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,813 Should we sit down? 462 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,149 - okay. - yeah. 463 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,653 I, uh-- I made some popcorn. 464 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:51,224 Okay, you know what? I have an idea. 465 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,860 I think we should Change the blocking. Come here for a second. 466 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,295 - okay. - come here. 467 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,397 - I want you To sit over here. - all right. 468 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,999 - jason, sit on the arm. - larry: I have an idea. 469 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,469 I want you over here On the stool. 470 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,371 - okay? - jerry: over there? 471 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,239 - yeah. - we have the whole Popcorn thing. 472 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,040 You know what? Forget the stool. Come here. 473 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,742 - I got a better idea. - lar. 474 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,711 Here's what we're gonna do. Yeah, come here. 475 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,813 - go in here. - jerry: what's he gonna Do in there? 476 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,582 You stay here. You're gonna do The scene in there. 477 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,117 - he's got to be next to her. - that's funny. 478 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,052 - this is gonna be funny. - no. 479 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,121 I want to see Them get together. 480 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,324 - jason: jerry? - no no no. 481 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:27,560 - is this working for you? - this is gonna be funny. 482 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,196 Can we just talk about This for a second? I think, um-- 483 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,399 Can we just-- That's a five. 484 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,668 Did you get that? I thought this was working. 485 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,772 I don't get this idea. This doesn't make any Sense at all. 486 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:43,776 Why? It's kind of quirky That he's saying this stuff From the bathroom. 487 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,378 Who else would do that? 488 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,214 The bathroom? What is going-- 489 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,783 - something's up here. - no. 490 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,985 How many years Did we work together? 491 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,087 We would get so tired, 492 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,223 We spent so many Hours together. 493 00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:00,893 We would divulge the most Intimate details of our Personal lives, right? 494 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,296 - right. - like twins in A womb, right? 495 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,332 - that's how we did this show. - right. 496 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,435 So whatever it is, You can tell me. 497 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,837 Everything's fine. 498 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,705 You're sure? 499 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,073 Yeah. 500 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,476 Completely sure? 501 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,711 Yeah. 502 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,726 All right. 503 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,734 Man: That's lunch. One hour. 504 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,571 Hey, let's go to that thai Joint we used to go to. 505 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,739 Remember you used to get that Pad thai with the noodles? 506 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,008 - yeah, I can't Do it right now. - come on. 507 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,878 - maybe we'll do it tomorrow. - the peanut sauce. 508 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,980 Where's cheryl? 509 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,815 She left with jason. 510 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,191 Hey, did you see cheryl? 511 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,093 She went that way. 512 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,916 Cheryl! Aha! 513 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,419 - ( barking ) - no! 514 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,120 - mocha joe! - ( screams ) 515 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,689 - ( barking ) - mocha joe! 516 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,558 Somebody help me! Oh shit! 517 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,059 Oh no! Ow! Oh no! 518 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,630 Oh, mocha joe! Mocha joe! 519 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:49,335 They're going to destroy The dogs now because Mocha joe was bitten. 520 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,370 - really? - yes. 521 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,306 - huh. - you have got to Talk to him 522 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,576 And ask him to just Drop the charges. 523 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,010 They're jason's dogs. 524 00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,880 That's not my fault he's got Some killer dogs in there. 525 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,816 Why are you going through His car, by the way? 526 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,418 Isn't that A little suspicious? 527 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:08,455 Well, I'm thinking about Buying one of those 528 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,590 And I wanted to check out The headroom. 529 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,391 Then you go to a showroom. Go to a car dealer 530 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:13,860 And check it out. Talk to a salesman. 531 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,129 Look, the point is You can't let the dogs die. 532 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,865 - you just can't. - really? 533 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,734 Yes, because jason Will be a basketcase 534 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,302 And we have a show In three days. 535 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,938 Okay fine, I'll go talk to mocha joe. 536 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,174 But you know what? It's not gonna make A difference. 537 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,709 He doesn't want To talk to me. 538 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:32,278 I'm gonna start to work On this a scene. 539 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,781 See if we can get A better opening. 540 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,352 What is this? 541 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,222 Looks like a stain From coffee. 542 00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:45,124 Really? 543 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:48,495 Yeah, I got a ring Stain from some coffee. I put some coffee there. 544 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,963 Let me ask you a question. 545 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:56,102 Did you leave a ring stain on Julia louis-dreyfus's table? 546 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,303 Oh no. I would never do that. 547 00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:58,938 How did this get here? 548 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:01,173 That's between The coffee and the wood. 549 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,543 - no, you don't respect wood. - I do respect wood. 550 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,311 This is a low-grade wood. 551 00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:07,547 Oh, so you discriminate Amongst wood? 552 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,982 I guess you could say that. 553 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,619 I respect all wood. I respect pine. 554 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,187 I respect walnut. I respect oak. 555 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,356 Doesn't matter, okay? You don't. 556 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,091 And what about the dogs? No respect for the dogs? 557 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:21,193 Your heart bleeds For the wood 558 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,130 But not for actual life. 559 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:27,500 So you go to a funeral, You're more upset about the Coffin than the deceased? 560 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,670 Did you leave that stain On her coffee table, jerry? 561 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,705 You've lost your mind. 562 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,641 Okay. 563 00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:37,810 I'm not done with That ring stain so fast. 564 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:41,648 Oh, larry david, Wood detective. 565 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,518 - thanks, mocha joe. - thanks, buddy. 566 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,223 - hi, mocha joe. - what do you want, larry? 567 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,425 The thing is, Mocha joe, 568 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,427 If you press charges 569 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:59,165 Those dogs are gonna Get put down. 570 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,568 That's right, larry. Those dogs are getting gassed. 571 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:04,771 I'd do it myself if I could. And I'd have it televised. 572 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:06,939 Well... 573 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,809 Then maybe you Could do me a... 574 00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:12,178 Solid. 575 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:13,880 A solid, larry? 576 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:17,283 Is there like another Word for solid? 577 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,588 - fav... - I can't hear. What, larry? 578 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,727 - favor. - did you say favor, larry? 579 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,230 Does this favor Involve a tip? 580 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,068 Okay, mocha joe. 581 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,304 I guess it does. 582 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,710 That's for me Bringing the jumper Cables to your office. 583 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,511 - oh, and thank you so much. - you're welcome. 584 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:48,280 - 'cause I know how Difficult that was for you. - it was. 585 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,117 - it was hard work. - long walk. 586 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:54,053 That's for not picking up My fucking coffee beans. 587 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,989 I went down there, But the store was closed. 588 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,658 Not my fault. 589 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,729 One dog lives. 590 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:05,264 Hey, I'm here to pick up that Coffee for jason alexander. 591 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:08,500 Right, a black coffee no sugar And one vanilla decaf latte. 592 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:10,737 - great. Thanks so much. - vanilla decaf latte? 593 00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:13,472 - yeah, a vanilla decaf latte. - all right. 594 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,342 The dogs, okay? Are we good? 595 00:26:16,442 --> 00:26:18,210 Stay of execution. 596 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:21,213 How you doing, ladies? 597 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,854 ( knocks ) 598 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:30,356 - hey. - hey, coffee time. A little caffeine. 599 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,491 - yes. - thank you, I will get It where it's going. 600 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,593 - enjoy. - all right. 601 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:41,400 Hey, cheryl, What's going on in there? 602 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,069 Cheryl, open up. 603 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:45,271 - hey, what are you doing? - where is he? 604 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:47,273 - what? - huh? Where is he? 605 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,942 Larry, hey! 606 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:52,979 That's right! I see you! 607 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:56,048 - laughing at lar? - larry! 608 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,150 Scampering and scurrying, I see you! 609 00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,719 Larry, what are you doing? 610 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:01,888 What am I doing? What are you doing? 611 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:04,223 - what's going in here? - nothing. 612 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,726 Something is going on, Otherwise he wouldn't Be running away. 613 00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,995 Well, you're Intimidating him. 614 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:12,598 - really? - yeah, he's very sensitive, By the way. 615 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,033 - oh, is he? - yes. 616 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,135 - jason's sensitive? - he's sensitive. 617 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:19,071 He's funny. He's a little neurotic, So things like this 618 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,807 - can get under his skin. - are you kidding? 619 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,942 - that's george. That's not jason. - that's jason. 620 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:25,144 That's george. That's all george. That's me. 621 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:29,548 I wrote that stuff. You're not attracted to him, You're attracted to me. 622 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,317 I'm george. 623 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,263 Did you work On this with him? 624 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,032 Jerry: I didn't. 625 00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:48,534 This is like a major-- He took the whole thing apart. 626 00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:52,138 - lar, what did you do? - what? 627 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:55,808 - it's all different. - I made some changes. 628 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,543 I changed the ending. 629 00:27:57,643 --> 00:27:59,311 Jerry: You got a whole new Show here. 630 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:02,181 So george and amanda, They're not gonna End up together? 631 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:03,649 - no. - oh, come on. 632 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:04,917 - oh my god. - are you kidding? 633 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,753 It was so lame. Who's gonna buy that? 634 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:09,088 They get together-- We don't do endings Like that. 635 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,490 - that's why it's so funny. - exactly. 636 00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:13,893 It's all bullshit. What couples get together In the end? 637 00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:16,028 - you know it's fantasy crap. - it doesn't matter. 638 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:19,031 Larry, we already Screwed up one finale. We can't do another. 639 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:21,901 We didn't screw up a finale. That was a good finale. 640 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:25,171 - let's talk about this. - larry, this changes The whole thing. 641 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:27,439 I was very invested In that story. 642 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,976 That story had a great ending. This is a whole different thing. 643 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,611 Well, this is the show. This is the show. 644 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,815 You know what? I'm not comfortable with that. 645 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:38,717 - all right. I'm sorry, guys, I can't. - jason, come on. 646 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:40,519 No, jason. You're not wrong, But we can't. 647 00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:44,556 Larry, do what you want to do. I quit, thank you very much. 648 00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,592 - jason. - I'm sorry, mike. 649 00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:49,595 - I'm sorry, I can't do it. - this is working out great. 650 00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:53,165 All right, okay. So how do we do the show Without jason? 651 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:56,402 It's just a script, larry. There's no show without jason. 652 00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:58,905 How do you even have the show? What do you have? 653 00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:01,540 You have a three-legged Goat here. 654 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,209 So what are we doing? 655 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:05,044 I don't know. We're not doing anything. 656 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:07,446 Larry, what do you Want to do? 657 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:12,084 I'll play george. 658 00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,486 - what? - I'll play george. 659 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,989 - I'll play george. - what? 660 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,058 - yes, I can do it. - ( laughing ) 661 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,592 You'll play what, George's butler? What do you mean? 662 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:23,362 No, I will play George costanza. 663 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,932 I can do it. I know I can. 664 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,767 I wrote it. The character Is based on me. 665 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,937 There were two darrens On "Bewitched." 666 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:32,704 Nobody liked That second darren. 667 00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:34,506 - I didn't care For the second darren. - but you bought it. 668 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:37,376 - oh my god. - do you understand What this is? 669 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:40,079 It's iconic Television here. 670 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,581 The set's an icon. He's an icon. 671 00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:45,251 She's an icon. He was an icon. 672 00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:48,687 Icon. No-con. 673 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,290 There's no john, paul, George and larry. 674 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:54,560 It's not what they want. 675 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,395 What are we gonna do? 676 00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:59,665 Well, somebody's gonna Have to go get jason. 677 00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:02,368 Let me try it. Let me try it. 678 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:05,471 Let me do one scene. What have you got to lose? 679 00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,477 Action! 680 00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:13,712 So I'm in a bank The other day. I'm on the line 681 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,648 And the guy in front Of me is leaving a space In front of him. 682 00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:18,717 Well, you know, I can't take that. 683 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,920 - no, you can't take that. - I'm thinking, "Come on, Tighten it up, dude. 684 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,188 - tighten it up." - right. 685 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:23,789 So then-- 686 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:26,025 Oh, you're gonna do The blackberry-head-down Thing on me now? 687 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,194 What is with The blackberry people? 688 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,529 Can I just pick up a magazine, Hold in front of your face 689 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:32,932 And read it While you're talking? Is that okay too? 690 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:36,102 Wait, what magazine? 691 00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:42,808 Hey, george. 692 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,843 Are you happy? 693 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,745 - what? - huh? 694 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,614 I want to know If you're happy. 695 00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:50,149 Yeah, I'm reasonably Happy. 696 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,618 You had to interfere, Didn't you? 697 00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:54,353 George, what are you Talking about? 698 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,722 Kramer and I were all set To do this fake mugging 699 00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:59,325 And you had to put all these Ideas in his head that he was Doing something wrong. 700 00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:02,661 George, wouldn't it be easier Just to talk to amanda? 701 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,397 No. No. 702 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:08,867 No. Ho-ho. 703 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:11,103 George is getting upset. 704 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:20,312 Huh? Huh? What do you think? 705 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:25,952 Yeah, I just quit. I did. 706 00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:28,020 I tried to do george And they didn't like it. 707 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,856 You know what? Let them do their stupid Ending with jason. 708 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:33,825 He's already on his Way back here. 709 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,962 I don't care. 710 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:38,030 Well, you know what? 711 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:40,799 The only reason I did this Whole thing was to be with her, 712 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,203 To work with her, To get her back. 713 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:46,973 But if I can't have her, What's the point? 714 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:50,776 I don't care. I'm-- I'm done. 715 00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:53,045 I'm quitting. 716 00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:00,852 But man wants to make His woman happy. 717 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,554 Wants to do it. 718 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:04,090 Doesn't know how To do it. 719 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:05,657 ( audience laughs ) 720 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,194 Sometimes we do it, Don't know how we did it. 721 00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:10,296 Can't ask, "What did I do?" 722 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:12,398 Looks like you don't know What you're doing. 723 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:14,133 Can't do nothing. 724 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,002 Woman says, "I can't believe You're doing this." 725 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,304 Man says, "Doing what?" Woman starts crying. 726 00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:20,806 Man says, "I didn't do anything." 727 00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:23,109 Woman says, "Exactly." 728 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:28,047 It's an unwritten rule Of etiquette, george. 729 00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:30,416 - who says so? - no one knows. 730 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:33,319 That's why it's unwritten. You do not blow your nose 731 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:35,721 Into a cloth napkin In a restaurant. 732 00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:37,889 Why? They wash it. 733 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:40,959 It's just not done In polite society. 734 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,861 It's not done In impolite society. 735 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,331 Even the impolite Don't do it. 736 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,966 The other day You sneezed into a napkin. 737 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,468 - that's different. - how? 738 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,370 A sneeze is involuntary. 739 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,740 You have 2.5 seconds Before that bomb goes off. 740 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:59,211 Well, I live by my rules. I don't live by your rules. 741 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,114 - did you do this In front of your wife? - all the time. 742 00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:04,316 Can't figure out Why she left you. 743 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:06,885 - ( door buzzes ) - yeah? 744 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,587 - it's elaine. - come on up. 745 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,689 Hey, george. 746 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,391 Did you see this? 747 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,294 - it's an article About bernie madoff. - kramer. 748 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:18,530 Look at this. They got the floor plan To all his offices. 749 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,599 - here's where he was. - kramer, he doesn't want-- 750 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:23,902 You couldn't get to him. It was a ponzi scheme. 751 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,871 All right, do I need To hear this? 752 00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:27,439 I know what happened. 753 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:30,709 So what's the big deal? You lost a couple of million. 754 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:33,045 It was more than a couple. 755 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:34,513 Well, it was more Than a great idea. 756 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:38,150 An iphone application That leads you via your g.P.S. 757 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,219 To the nearest Acceptable toilet 758 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,821 Wherever you are In the world. 759 00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:45,191 The itoilet. 760 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:48,094 And I thought of it. 761 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,229 That was one killer app. 762 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:52,131 Why'd you have to give it all To that crook madoff? 763 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,565 I don't know. 764 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:56,435 How could you be so Fiscally irresponsible? 765 00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:01,540 All of it, jerry. All of it. 766 00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:07,513 - madoff? - madoff! 767 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,822 Well, I'll never meet Anyone else again. 768 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:19,024 Probably not. 769 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:21,527 - meeting is hard. - meeting is hard. 770 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:24,996 - why can't you meet? - can't meet. Why is that? 771 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:28,834 This is what single people Are thinking about the minute They wake up in the morning. 772 00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:31,103 And yet we're surrounded By people. 773 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:33,172 They're right next to us On the bus, on the street. 774 00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,207 - but we can't meet them. - why won't they meet us? 775 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,809 Because strangers Have a bad reputation. 776 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,847 A few bad strangers That ruined it for The rest of us. 777 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:43,849 It's unfortunate. 778 00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:46,352 Oh, amanda. 779 00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:49,455 - she was so easy To talk to. - mmm. 780 00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:52,591 Her like will never Come this way again. 781 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,860 Oh, here she comes now. 782 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,664 Oh! 783 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:01,667 - george. - hey. 784 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,335 How are you? 785 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:06,905 Pretty pretty pretty Pretty pretty good. 786 00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,974 - well, you look good. - I am good. 787 00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:10,576 - I'm good too. - jerry's good. 788 00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:12,344 - yeah. - good. 789 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,681 Jerry: Why don't you take a seat? Just having some coffee. 790 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,783 Okay. 791 00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:21,086 So, what brings you here? 792 00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:23,689 I'm meeting someone. 793 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,324 Dating? 794 00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:28,894 - just sex. - ( chokes ) 795 00:35:28,994 --> 00:35:30,896 She is easy to talk to. 796 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:33,565 ( doorbell rings ) 797 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,635 ( tv turns off ) 798 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,444 ( both chuckle ) 799 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:48,380 What's going on? Virginia's-- 800 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,081 - doing the show. - virginia's doing the show. 801 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,883 I know. 802 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,752 I quit. 803 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:56,255 You quit? 804 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,457 Well, you know, Virginia's neck got better. 805 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:01,327 She should have had the part. She was originally cast. 806 00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:03,695 And I got in a big Fight with jason. 807 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:06,365 - you got in a fight With jason? - yeah, big fight. 808 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:10,101 - what did you fight about? - I called his book a pamphlet. 809 00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:12,471 You called his book A pamphlet? 810 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:15,374 - it's so thin. - it is, it's very thin. 811 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:17,743 It's not a book. I know it's not a book. 812 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,077 No, it's not a book. 813 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,781 And then, I don't know, After you left... 814 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:27,085 It just, I don't know. 815 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,987 - wasn't the same? - it wasn't the same. 816 00:36:29,087 --> 00:36:31,156 I'm watching the show. Come on in. 817 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:33,992 - I got you a coffee. - you did? 818 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:35,861 - yeah, it's a mocha joe. - mocha joe? 819 00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:38,297 Yeah. 820 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,301 Hey, you know what? 821 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,002 I have to call My mother in florida 822 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:45,537 And tell her We're back together. 823 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,506 This could be the news That finally kills her. 824 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:50,075 Because of the shock Or because she doesn't Like me? 825 00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:53,044 I'm fine either way. 826 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,681 What do I say If she asks me why? 827 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:59,117 Tell her that sometimes you Have to be away from something 828 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,052 To really appreciate it. 829 00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:03,255 That's how I feel About cuban food. 830 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:06,458 When I'm eating it I don't really like it. 831 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,660 When I'm away for a little While I miss it. 832 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,568 - well, they're back. - who? 833 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,537 George and amanda Are getting back together. 834 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:22,308 - get out. - that's recidivism. 835 00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:25,076 It's the same thing I saw last Night on "Prison lockdown." 836 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:27,313 George couldn't make it On the outside. 837 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:29,648 He doesn't have the tools. 838 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,883 Hey, thanks for getting That doll for isabelle. 839 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:34,453 - was she happy with it? - yeah, she liked it. 840 00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,555 Did she comment on the fact That her doll is now black? 841 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,790 Didn't say a word except, 842 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:41,059 "Tell daddy thank you." 843 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,762 ( laughing ) Daddy. 844 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:49,267 - hey! - hey! 845 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,970 - it's exciting. - well done. Well done. 846 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:54,239 - what? - what's wrong? 847 00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:56,107 I'll tell you What's wrong. 848 00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:59,311 She wants me To sign a pre-nup. 849 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:02,013 Oh, so in case It doesn't work out 850 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:06,084 You can't get to the money That was yours to begin with. 851 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:09,688 See, that's another Ponzi scheme. 852 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:13,191 So, george, are you marrying Her for your money? 853 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,927 - ( laughs ) - none of your business, Elaine. 854 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,998 All; No! 855 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:22,368 - oh, yeah. - that was so good. 856 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:25,003 - that was great. - that was really good. 857 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,137 It was really-- Yeah. 858 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,806 And you know what? 859 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:30,308 That ending was so much better Than the one that I wrote, 860 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:33,211 - I have to say. - it was. 861 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:36,415 Yeah, because they Belong together. 862 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:44,823 Really? 863 00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,725 Don't you think? 864 00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,094 Are you sure? 865 00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:51,497 I'm absolutely positive. 866 00:38:57,603 --> 00:38:59,805 Hmm. 867 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,943 Oh, sorry about that. 868 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,845 A ring stain? 869 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,415 I have a bad habit Of just putting my drink Down on the table. 870 00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:12,584 A bad habit? You just put your drink Down on the wood. 871 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,920 Look at that stain you made. This is a new table. 872 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,989 Well, we'll just sand it Off or something. 873 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,828 Do you respect wood? 874 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:28,934 I... Guess so. 875 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:31,670 You guess so? 876 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:34,139 You don't know If you respect wood? 877 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,108 I never thought About it before. 878 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,944 I guess I do. 879 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,246 Oh my god. 880 00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:43,482 You had a cup like that At julia's party. 881 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:46,852 You were standing Right by that table. 882 00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:49,888 You left the ring stain On julia's table. 883 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:53,224 She blamed me The whole time, But it was you. 884 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:55,461 - you left the stain. - okay. 885 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:57,796 Well, it's no big deal. 886 00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,165 You're right. 887 00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,534 You're right, It is no big deal. 888 00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:05,571 Having said that, 889 00:40:05,671 --> 00:40:08,073 I would love for you To call julia and tell her 890 00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:11,309 - that you left The ring stain. - I'm not calling julia. 891 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,378 Yeah, just tell her That you were the one 892 00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:15,313 Who left the stain On the antique table. 893 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,782 - hold it one second. - I'm not gonna do that. 894 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:18,650 - yeah, come on. - I'm not doing that. 895 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,351 - I want you to talk to her. - I don't want to talk to her. 896 00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:22,654 - just here, hold it. - no, please. 897 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:25,991 - larry. - hey, jules. 898 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,560 ( theme music playing )